There should be a new law that deals with people coming into locker rooms and leaving stinky presents. If you come in and someone is taking a shower and you do your business and it's so terrible that the mold dies, you should be forced to stay there until the other people in the locker room leave.
Why is this? Because I was taking a shower today when I got into work and someone came in to use the toilet. And it was awful, I almost threw up and started huffing shampoo. And then he left and I was stuck with the stink.
If my poop law were to be enacted then situations like this wouldn't happen as often. The stinker would go to another bathroom and defile it, but no one would be stuck there for 5 minutes with the aftermath.
Posted by Sam at March 24, 2005 9:02 AM